like an airbag, you will go unappreciated until needed

So I’ve been listening to a lot of Stunt Rock an boy do they have clever song titles, for instance:

• tracking a relationship through bank statements
• wow, a new release by my favorite idm producer, has it been two weeks?
• he didn’t know about wind velocity, but the spoiler represented everything he was about
• and then, every emo band in the world sank into the ocean, but nobody really noticed
• I’m gonna fade this track out just like you did our relationship
• anyone who names a track “so and so can kiss my such and such ass” can kiss my (adjective) (noun) ass
• I cant believe i ate you out
• I cant wait till this road turns to two lanes so i can pass this stupid fucker
• all the baggy pants in the world wont change the fact that you are one ugly bitch
• sweatshirts, khakis and Krokus cassettes. (teen wolf versus stiles mix)
• do i come to your country and sample your movies?
• what you lack in creativity, you make up for in piercings and pant width
• your life is only as meaningless as the music you listen to, case in point
• be sure to wear baggy pants and a visor, pussy
• a hatchet, with which i am going to town upon your vagina with