Annually I always get the worst gifts for Christmas from my parents. They are great people but they really just have no clue. Some of the past highlights include Plastic Hubcaps, The Bible, and PC Joysticks (I don’t play video games on my MAC and even if I did I can’t use PC joysticks with a MAC). So I present you this years haul:
• 13 pairs of underwear
• 4 pairs of socks
• 1 bag of nuts
• 1 bag or strawberry candy
• 1 box of gummy lifesavers (containing geletin, which I don’t eat)
• 1 box of chocalate covered cherries (containing milk, which I don’t eat)
• 1 bottle of Lacoste cologne (which is nice but Jessika just gave me before I left)
did you seriously just say that your parents gave you a “bag of nuts”?
jeff,
I am glad to find someone else who gets underwear and socks. although now my parents no longer try. i just get a fifty dollar bill. i’m glad we can stand proud among people who get ipods and powerbooks as gifts from parents
Hey, what about all the stuff I gave you?
Love you
JEL
i crushed your christmas. i posted some of my gifts already. the toys should be up in a day or two…just waiting for two last little friends to arrive.
what about those cupcakes i gave you!
HAHAHA… plastic hubcaps!!! I’m in tears over here!!!
scott: theres no milk in this, its chocolate.
jjj kicks over table and chokeslams scott.
Those plastic hubcaps were fucking CLASSIC.