memo:

Baristas:
I will tell you when I want room in my fucking coffee for “milk”. Stop assuming. I don’t drink milk and I paid for a large, I want all my fucking coffee.

Internet Funny Guys:
While you may think comments like
“When the Firestorm© finally happens I bet you’ll shit yourself shivering in the corner you baby. Drink a beer you puss.”
are clever and witty, you may remember I am 32 and have been dealing with such commoner’s wit since about 1989. Why not make it interesting and let me know who you really are?

L.A. Dunny

Joe Ledbetter Dunny

Blaine Fontana Dunny

and some how I pulled two of these Gary Baseman gems. I am really stoked on this series.