like an airbag, you will go unappreciated until needed

So I’ve been listening to a lot of Stunt Rock an boy do they have clever song titles, for instance:

• tracking a relationship through bank statements
• wow, a new release by my favorite idm producer, has it been two weeks?
• he didn’t know about wind velocity, but the spoiler represented everything he was about
• and then, every emo band in the world sank into the ocean, but nobody really noticed
• I’m gonna fade this track out just like you did our relationship
• anyone who names a track “so and so can kiss my such and such ass” can kiss my (adjective) (noun) ass
• I cant believe i ate you out
• I cant wait till this road turns to two lanes so i can pass this stupid fucker
• all the baggy pants in the world wont change the fact that you are one ugly bitch
• sweatshirts, khakis and Krokus cassettes. (teen wolf versus stiles mix)
• do i come to your country and sample your movies?
• what you lack in creativity, you make up for in piercings and pant width
• your life is only as meaningless as the music you listen to, case in point
• be sure to wear baggy pants and a visor, pussy
• a hatchet, with which i am going to town upon your vagina with


iTunes 4.8 is expected to be released within the next two weeks for Mac and Windows, and may discontinue support for Mac OS X 10.1.5 Puma. Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger, which will be released April 29, includes an identical version of the current iTunes 4.7.1 software.

Sins of the Father

Catholic Bishops giving the Nazi salute in honor of Hitler

Joseph Ratzinger giving a shockingly similiar salute

The Times UK reports “Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, whose strong defence of Catholic orthodoxy has earned him a variety of sobriquets — including “the enforcer”, “the panzer cardinal” and “God’s rottweiler” — is expected to poll around 40 votes in the first ballot as conservatives rally behind him.

Although far short of the requisite two-thirds majority of the 115 votes, this would almost certainly give Ratzinger, 78 yesterday, an early lead in the voting. Liberals have yet to settle on a rival candidate who could come close to his tally.

Unknown to many members of the church, however, Ratzinger’s past includes brief membership of the Hitler Youth movement and wartime service with a German army anti- aircraft unit.”