memo:

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Baristas:
I will tell you when I want room in my fucking coffee for “milk”. Stop assuming. I don’t drink milk and I paid for a large, I want all my fucking coffee.

Internet Funny Guys:
While you may think comments like
“When the Firestorm© finally happens I bet you’ll shit yourself shivering in the corner you baby. Drink a beer you puss.”
are clever and witty, you may remember I am 32 and have been dealing with such commoner’s wit since about 1989. Why not make it interesting and let me know who you really are?

L.A. Dunny

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Joe Ledbetter Dunny

Blaine Fontana Dunny

and some how I pulled two of these Gary Baseman gems. I am really stoked on this series.

1996?

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with Camo, how fucking edge is that?

I picked up these New Balance 808’s yesterday. Straight out of 1996. I should be windmilling in my room to Overcast in no time.

“illegal releases of animals”

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“The indictment tells a story of four-and-a-half years of arson, vandalism, violence and destruction claimed to have been executed on behalf of the Animal Liberation Front or Earth Liberation Front, extremist movements known to support acts of domestic terrorism,” Attorney General Alberto Gonzales told reporters.

11 people have been indicted on “ecoterror” charges, such bullshit charges that include such things as the “illegal releases of animals”. Terrorist are running loose releasing minks back into nature, creating terror in the hearts and minds of every American citizen.
It is interesting to note that not a single living thing was harmed in any of the actions the “terrorists” are being charged with. All the “terror” was committed against property which I mean here to also refer to the victim’s animals (which got released before they were to be skinned or killed for various vain reasons)

Read the whole story here.