So today I really wanted to get home but I wanted to talk to a friend on the phone, so some how I thought I would be clever and be that asshole who rides his bike while talking on his phone…
well crossing and intersection I hit the wrong brake and went head first over the bars and then the bike came tumbling on top of me…
mind you I am still on the phone in conversation, ass to elbow on the pavement tangled up with a bike on top of me in the middle of the fucking street…
welcome to cali bro.

your friend,
the asshole

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