memo:

Baristas:
I will tell you when I want room in my fucking coffee for “milk”. Stop assuming. I don’t drink milk and I paid for a large, I want all my fucking coffee.

Internet Funny Guys:
While you may think comments like
“When the Firestorm© finally happens I bet you’ll shit yourself shivering in the corner you baby. Drink a beer you puss.”
are clever and witty, you may remember I am 32 and have been dealing with such commoner’s wit since about 1989. Why not make it interesting and let me know who you really are?

13 Comments

  1. i believe you have a cafe tableaux account, why not air your grievances there, unless of course you are talking about dunkin donuts?

    also, where is that comment, that is just the kind of jawk talk i crave!

  2. Haha
    well I dont let anonymous flamers post.
    But here is there info:
    Author :
    Don Fury (IP: 216.206.209.2 , host-216-206-209-2.jwt.com)
    E-mail :
    chungking@sxeposeur.com
    Whois :
    http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=216.206.209.2
    Comment:
    When the Firestorm© finally happens I bet you’ll shit yourself shivering in the corner you baby. Drink a beer you puss.

    and they oblviously work here:
    OrgName: J WALTER THOMPSON
    OrgID: JWT-9
    Address: 1201 PEACHTREE ST NE
    City: ATLANTA
    StateProv: GA
    PostalCode: 30309
    Country: US

  3. Gray Linedrive

    I hope that coffee was DECAF you johnny-come-lately-1989. Dave Smalley drinks now and he lived in Boston. Hmmm….. ONLY THE STRONG! PHYTE THE ADDICTION!

  4. gray

    well, well, well…it appears someone is trying to either:

    a) besmirch my good (albeit previous) reputation and drag the honorable Mike “Phyte” Mowery into this whole dispicable quagmire as well, by claiming that caffeine would fly in the face of Jeff’s nobility,

    b) invoke what is (inarguably) one of the more powerful early ninties straightedge references (that noone has ever heard of) to prove a point that Jeff is not what he claims to be because of his addication to caffeine.

    it’s to early to tell, but i am outraged/flattered with the attention. please cease and desist/carry on.

  5. im having trouble reconciling the fact that we didnt drink soda with the amount of big k i remember purchasing. did we only drink the kind that was ‘juice’?

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