I stole this from Guav…

No dreams breed in breathless sleep – Dissection
Beyond the North Waves – Immortal

You know the deal.
Everything with an X is something I have NEVER done.
Everything left blank is something I HAVE done

(X) I Never Have Been Drunk
(_) I Never Have Smoked Pot
(_) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(_) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(_) I Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
(X) I Never Have Been To Japan
(_) I Never Rode In A Taxi
(_) I Never Had Anal Sex
(_) I Never Had Oral Sex
(_) I Never Have Been In Love
(_) I Never Had Sex
(X) I Never Have Had Sex In Public
(_) I Never Have Been Dumped
(_) I Never Shoplifted
(_) I Never Have Been Fired
(_) I Never Been In A Fist Fight
(X) I Never Had A Threesome
(_) I Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
(_) I Never Been Tied Up
(_) I Never Been Caught Masturbating
(_) I Never Pissed On Myself
(X) I Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
(_) I Never Been Arrested
(X) I Never Made Out With A Stranger
(_) I Never Stole Something From My Job
(X) I Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(_) I Never Went On A Blind Date
(_) I Never Lied To A Friend
(_) I Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (Does Currently Count?)
(_) I Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(X) I Never Been To Europe
(_) I Never Skipped School
(_) I Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(_) I Never Cut Myself On Purpose
(X) I Never Had Sex At The Office
(X) I Never Have Been Married
(X) I Never Have Been Divorced
(_) I Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(X) I Never Have Posed Nude
(X) I Never Got Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I Never Have Killed Anyone
(_) I Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(X) I Have Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(_) I Have Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(_) I Have Never Eaten Sushi
(X) I Have Never Been Snowboarding
(X) I Have Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
(X) I Have Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(_) I Have Never Cheated On A Boyfriend/Girlfriend
(X) I Have Never Flashed Anyone.
(_) I Have Never Legally Purchased Pornography

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